My friend phones me up and goes like, “Hey, I hear you’re going to be playing Patrick Stewart!” He didn’t say Charles Xavier, he didn’t say Professor X, he said I hear you’re going to be playing Patrick Stewart.

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February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day

jdtumblretcetera:

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

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"What really knocks me out is a book that, when you’re all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it."

J.D.Salinger, The Catcher In The Rye (via bookmania)

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